MYSELF AS CARNIVAL PITCHMAN

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Madam, if you please, upon the merest whisper of your express desire, I shall, by means of the modern marvel that is the fantastical mandala-like nerveworks of the etherous realm of the electron, transubstantiate the very scripts that I now hold in my hand across half a continent and into the reproducinator device that surely resides at your escritoire.

Fear not! No witchcraft or other dark arts shall be employed to accomplish this feat- merely the application of sound scientistic principles that have so recently become known to man in our present age of miracles.