PARKS AND RECREATION

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LESLIE

(to camera) I have been quietly planning and thinking ahead. That runway at the Dingle farm would make a great base for an aerial sightseeing concession during the next Harvest Festival. Barnstorming! Sky Writing!

TOM LEANS INTO THE DOORWAY TO SAY HI-HE’S PULLED IN BY LESLIE

(to Tom) Tom! Good you’re here. You know how to get things done. I need you to help me . . (softly) get some clearance for a little landing strip.

TOM

(intrigued) Well, you couldn’t be in better or warmer hands.

LESLIE

Stop your gibberish. I need this done.

TOM

(soberly) O.K., O.K.? Let’s see- Do you want to go high dollar or economy. There’s Ladyscapes by Rene near the mall - and don’t ask if Rene is male or female or both; no one can tell- or down between the tatoo parlors and the truck stop in Bumtown, there’s Sadie’s Grip’n Rip. Your call.

LESLIE

What are you talking about? Just call the FAA.

TOM

(puzzled) What are you talking about?