READERS SURVEY RESPONSE CARD

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Please choose the description that best expresses your reaction to the sample:

• Put your head back in the oven. No one will call.

• We have read and thoroughly studied your scripts. After careful consideration we have determined that, you, sir, are a complete waste of literacy. 

• We like the cut of your jib. Your writing has a certain appeal, as well. We will be in touch (with you, not your jib).  

• Don’t sign with anyone else! Even as you read this; a special gold train is steaming your way! 

• Other (if other, please comment).

Thank you!