THE ORIGIN OF THE SACRIFICE

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 MAI-PI-PI
(slamming table) Aha! We’ll throw the virgins into the volcano!

THE PRIESTS
Uh-huh...  Whaaa?

JONGO BOTI
Pi-Pi my friend, that seems a little extreme. I mean, we are trying to lay with these women; how do we improve our chances by tossing them into an inferno?

MAI-PI-PI
Listen my friends; how many  girls are gonna wanta hold on to their purity if it means they can get their pwecious, wittle tight asses chucked into ole Barbecue Mountain, up there? -huh, huh? They’ll be lined up outside your door to prove their ... “unworthiness” ...if you get what I mean.

THE PRIESTS
(gasp) Ahhhh.

JONGO BOTI
(breathlessly) Lined up outside the door.. To prove.. their ... their...

MAI-PI-PI
Their sweet, sweet, dirty/naughty unworthiness.

CHILDISH GLOATING, VULGAR LAUGHING AND WICKED SMILES

JONGO BOTI
Yes, yes, I can see it now. (acting with Tug) Well young lady, are you ready for the honor of being sacrificed to the Gods?

TUG
(Falsetto voice) Oh great one, I must confess, one of the village boys gave me strong drink at the harvest festival and then, knew of my body.

JONGO BOTI
Dear child, I don’t blame you for lying, out your natural fear.

TUG
Oh, but it’s true. I wish I could be the offering, but I fear insulting the Gods with my impurity.

JONGO BOTI
Hmmmm. If only there were some way for you to prove to me ... your carnal knowledge...hmmm...

TUG GETS CARRIED AWAY AND VAMPS BESIDE JONGO-BOTI. HE BEGINS TO STROKE JONGO-BOTI’S HAIR AND SHOULDER

TUG
Wellll.....

JONGO-BOTI PUSHES HIM AWAY WITH INDIGNANT DISGUST

JONGO BOTI
Enough! We get the picture.